February 2011
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“‘Last night, I’m in my hotel room and I’ve got my entourage with me—that would...”
– Mama Grizzly Comes to New York—But Is She Eating GOP’s Young?, Reid Pillifant, New York Observer (via peterfeld)
What a fucking idiot. Bragging about her ignorance and asking her own uneducated daughter to fill her in. The fact she feels entitled to “lead this country is un-fucking believable. I’m...
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Artist Over Coffee
I was a wreck the entire day before having to meet the Artist for coffee. Not wanting to give away immediately that I’m a lazy slob, I had actually gotten up early. I had enough time to not only put on make-up and wear a shirt that hadn’t been crumpled up in a chair since laundry day but to actually dry and curl my hair - something that hadn’t even been attempted...
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Blizzard
A: The spring-ish weather has been amazing but it probably won't be long before it snows again.
M: Don't use the 's' word.
C: Blizzard.
M: Fuck you.
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M: Linds did my invite to me & guest - I appreciated the vote of confidence for getting a boy.
R: Maybe things will work out and you can have Pretty Pony :)
M: Well I dooooo have a date with him on Thurs.
R: Oh YAY. What are you doing!?
M: Takeout & a movie at my place - hopefully with a side of making out.
R: And maybe a bit of fooling around
M: Keeping expectations low but buffing, waxing, and shaving just in case.
R: That's my girl
Two days later -
C: Also if tonight's your date with Pretty pony, I hope you're naked
M: Tomorrow night - and I fully intend to be.
C: Yessssss. That's my girl.
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Persistent Ifs
I’m torn between dwelling on it endlessly and trying to permanently ignore it. I’ve realized that one of the bad things about a long distance relationship (I wonder if what we were doing even counts as a relationship, with little communication, and one half of the relationship whatever-the-hell-it-is was with an overly active imagination) is there’s too much time to think...
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i know, i know, i know: Some You Wonder, Some You... →
aimlessambles:
So under the “Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food” section, I wrote this:
“I can’t choose a favorite anything. Maybe top five. Probably top ten. But that would quickly lead to a very long list of things no one would want to read.”
Today I got this message:
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No…NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the feelings!!!
Why can’t guys just want to talk about how...
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NOAA - Lost Whaling Shipwreck with Link to... →
So they found the Two Brothers - the ship captained by George Pollard, who inspired the tale of Melville’s “Moby Dick” and the character of Captain Ahab.
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Matlock
Sister: M, I think Cole's the one.
Me: Okay?
Sister: What would be the perfect birthday present from someone that I've only known for a few months?
Me: Something from Tiffany's? Shiny? Pink? I don't know.
Sister: The first two seasons of Matlock on DVD
Me: Oh my god.
Sister: I know.
Me: He *is* the one.
Sister: I was so happy, I almost cried.
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Still Nothing
I went home to try to see him. Despite the fact that it’s been over a month since I’ve heard from him. I just wanted the chance to run into him. Perhaps even surprise an answer out of him. Maybe surprise an answer out of myself.
It wasn’t a wasted weekend. I went for the excuse provided by my friend, Harrison, who I rarely see. He was one of the people that I managed to...
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Some You Wonder, Some You Know
So under the “Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food” section, I wrote this:
“I can’t choose a favorite anything. Maybe top five. Probably top ten. But that would quickly lead to a very long list of things no one would want to read.”
Today I got this message:
Some guys make you wonder why they’re single. This one is less of a mystery.
And this...
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Nightmare
The room was still dark. I was on my side exactly how I had been sleeping. The mirror on the back of my bedroom door was broken. The bottom portion was cracked, shattered, and crumbling - like it had been kicked in. I noticed that the glass looked different than usual. It wasn’t the clear perfection of the cheap full length mirror I had purchased. It was older and heavier - like the...
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What's Wrong with Men
R: Maybe booze=wisdom
M: Booze=making out with Caitlin and Anne and not remembering
R: Girls are much much better at kissing
M: Agreed. Boys are typically sloppy and awkward
R: Truth. Gay boys are good
M: What is it about straight boys and their kissing skills?
R: I dunno. No one bothered to tell them they suck yet
M: That's what's wrong with most guys today - we coddle they're egos too much because they all come with penis issues and we all feel too bad about making them worse
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The Artist
I looked at his profile because of his picture. It was black and white and he was smiling a huge, goofy smile. And he was ridiculously cute. I’ll admit it. The man is hot, I noticed -sue me. His profile was funny but I left it there. He was probably too cute to be interested in me.
He sent me a message the next day that simply said “hi” to which I answered in kind. That...
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My BFFLs
R: what is this Ramseys.....
A: Ramseys is what heaven is like. But everything is fried.
R: heaven isn't fried?!?!
C: Right?!
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OKCupid Will Make You:
Despair
Laugh
More Comfortable With Dying Alone
Uncomfortable
Feel Really Smart
More Judgmental
Increasingly Vain
Shallow
Horrified
Excited About Becoming A Crazy Cat Lady
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