‘Last night, I’m in my hotel room and I’ve got my entourage with me—that would...– Mama Grizzly Comes to New York—But Is She Eating GOP’s Young?, Reid Pillifant, New York Observer (via peterfeld) What a fucking idiot. Bragging about her ignorance and asking her own uneducated daughter to fill her in. The fact she feels entitled to “lead this country is un-fucking believable. I’m...
Artist Over Coffee
I was a wreck the entire day before having to meet the Artist for coffee. Not wanting to give away immediately that I’m a lazy slob, I had actually gotten up early. I had enough time to not only put on make-up and wear a shirt that hadn’t been crumpled up in a chair since laundry day but to actually dry and curl my hair - something that hadn’t even been attempted...
A: The spring-ish weather has been amazing but it probably won't be long before it snows again.
M: Don't use the 's' word.
M: Fuck you.
M: Linds did my invite to me & guest - I appreciated the vote of confidence for getting a boy.
R: Maybe things will work out and you can have Pretty Pony :)
M: Well I dooooo have a date with him on Thurs.
R: Oh YAY. What are you doing!?
M: Takeout & a movie at my place - hopefully with a side of making out.
R: And maybe a bit of fooling around
M: Keeping expectations low but buffing, waxing, and shaving just in case.
R: That's my girl
Two days later -
C: Also if tonight's your date with Pretty pony, I hope you're naked
M: Tomorrow night - and I fully intend to be.
C: Yessssss. That's my girl.
I’m torn between dwelling on it endlessly and trying to permanently ignore it. I’ve realized that one of the bad things about a long distance relationship (I wonder if what we were doing even counts as a relationship, with little communication, and one half of the relationship whatever-the-hell-it-is was with an overly active imagination) is there’s too much time to think...
i know, i know, i know: Some You Wonder, Some You... →
aimlessambles: So under the “Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food” section, I wrote this: “I can’t choose a favorite anything. Maybe top five. Probably top ten. But that would quickly lead to a very long list of things no one would want to read.” Today I got this message: … No…NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the feelings!!! Why can’t guys just want to talk about how...
NOAA - Lost Whaling Shipwreck with Link to... →
So they found the Two Brothers - the ship captained by George Pollard, who inspired the tale of Melville’s “Moby Dick” and the character of Captain Ahab.
Sister: M, I think Cole's the one.
Sister: What would be the perfect birthday present from someone that I've only known for a few months?
Me: Something from Tiffany's? Shiny? Pink? I don't know.
Sister: The first two seasons of Matlock on DVD
Me: Oh my god.
Sister: I know.
Me: He *is* the one.
Sister: I was so happy, I almost cried.
I went home to try to see him. Despite the fact that it’s been over a month since I’ve heard from him. I just wanted the chance to run into him. Perhaps even surprise an answer out of him. Maybe surprise an answer out of myself. It wasn’t a wasted weekend. I went for the excuse provided by my friend, Harrison, who I rarely see. He was one of the people that I managed to...
Some You Wonder, Some You Know
So under the “Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food” section, I wrote this: “I can’t choose a favorite anything. Maybe top five. Probably top ten. But that would quickly lead to a very long list of things no one would want to read.” Today I got this message: Some guys make you wonder why they’re single. This one is less of a mystery. And this...
The room was still dark. I was on my side exactly how I had been sleeping. The mirror on the back of my bedroom door was broken. The bottom portion was cracked, shattered, and crumbling - like it had been kicked in. I noticed that the glass looked different than usual. It wasn’t the clear perfection of the cheap full length mirror I had purchased. It was older and heavier - like the...
What's Wrong with Men
R: Maybe booze=wisdom
M: Booze=making out with Caitlin and Anne and not remembering
R: Girls are much much better at kissing
M: Agreed. Boys are typically sloppy and awkward
R: Truth. Gay boys are good
M: What is it about straight boys and their kissing skills?
R: I dunno. No one bothered to tell them they suck yet
M: That's what's wrong with most guys today - we coddle they're egos too much because they all come with penis issues and we all feel too bad about making them worse
I looked at his profile because of his picture. It was black and white and he was smiling a huge, goofy smile. And he was ridiculously cute. I’ll admit it. The man is hot, I noticed -sue me. His profile was funny but I left it there. He was probably too cute to be interested in me. He sent me a message the next day that simply said “hi” to which I answered in kind. That...
R: what is this Ramseys.....
A: Ramseys is what heaven is like. But everything is fried.
R: heaven isn't fried?!?!
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